20 Funny Gifts For Horse Lovers and Equestrians 2022

I know the fun of getting horsey gifts from my friends as a horse lover. And I know the thrill of choosing the right gift for another horsey friend. 

Funny Gifts For Horse Lovers

We all need gift guides to help us through this rather difficult task of choosing the right gift, whether for friends or ourselves. If you have undertaken this task, then this is the perfect article for you.

We have chosen a list of the most fun gifts for horse lovers. 

What is the meaning of a gift horse?

You’ve probably heard of the phrase “doesn’t look a gift horse in the mouth.” 

“Gift horse” in this phrase simply refers to any gift given to you by a person. It means that you should refrain from criticizing the present, even if you do not enjoy it. 

Everyone should appreciate the gesture of gifts. 

20 funny gifts for Horse Lovers

We have compiled a list of 20 funny gifts for horse lovers. Your horsey friends will appreciate any of these gifts.

Because I have found that funny and practical usage gifts are more appropriate for equestrian friends. This is a way to show how much you appreciate their love for the horses.  

I know it can be difficult to come up with the perfect gift, especially if you aren’t a horse fan, so perhaps our list will eliminate some guessing.

1. Watercolor Painting Colorful Rainbow Portrait

Nothing preserves memories more than pictures and portraits. 

Take a sneaky photo of your friend having a beautiful time with their horse, and you’ve got quite the perfect gift for any horse lover.

Smile Art Design Horse Watercolor Painting Colorful Rainbow Portrait Canvas Print Decorative Art Wall Décor Artwork Wrapped Wood Stretcher Bars - Ready to Hang -%100 Handmade in The USA - 12x8
  • Horse Decor/ Horse Gifts for Girls for Boys/ Home Decorations for Living Room
  • High-quality canvas wall art prints are printed and gallery wrapped (stretched) by professionals MADE TO ORDER. %100 handmade and made in the USA.
  • READY TO HANG unless defined ROLLED UP in the size option. All canvas prints are UV resistant and fade resistant for gallery quality profile.

You can turn the photo into a digital portrait painting if your friend enjoys paintings more than pictures. 

If not, then just go to a studio and frame that awesome picture of your friend. 

2. Horse Print Welly Rain Boots

We all know how much our female friends love rain boots and boots in general. 

Joules Women's Wellyprint Rain Boot, Navy Scribbly Horse, 10 M US
  • Imported
  • Rubber sole
  • Printed rain boot featuring logoed shaft and expanding inset with adjustable buckle strap

The chances are that your friend loves boots just as much as the next woman. 

This is why I think this is an excellent gift for a horse-loving woman friend. The beautiful horse print adds another funny layer to the gift.

3. Handmade Leather Horse Journal

This handmade journal is stunningly beautiful. Any normal person would drool over getting one of these as a gift. Then imagine how much your horse lover friend will enjoy one or two of these. 

Leather Journal Lined Notebook, Handmade Genuine Leather Bound Daily A5 Notepad for Men & Women 240 Kraft Pages Large 6 x 8 in, Gift for Art Sketchbook, Travel Journal to Write in
  • GENUINE LEATHER CRAFTSMANSHIP – Crafted with genuine leather, this leather journal offers a soft touch exterior with natural, distressed look that’s truly exclusive
  • MULTIPURPOSE JOURNAL & PLANNER – This versatile men’s and women’s journal can be used as an appointment book, daily journal, sketchbook, or travel diary
  • PREMIUM QUALITY PAPER – Every leather journal notebook is filled with 120 sheets of 100gsm weight, 7 mm ruled, 2-sided kraft paper that fits most pens (Refill Paper: B07WNP9F75)

Journals are also one of the best gifts to give if you want someone to remember you for a long time. Every time they write in the journal, they’ll be reminded of you, which I think is the best thing that can happen with a gift.  

4. PERSONALIZED HORSE STALL SIGN – Wood

We all know this kind of wooden sign will look funny in a modern home. This might be the perfect gift for your humor-loving friends. 

Besides, the 18th-century modeling of the sign will remind everyone of the wild past of the horses and horse owners. All in all, this gift should be in your consideration. 

5. Sculpted Hand-Painted bas Relief

The design of this bas relief is very emotional. It will instantly remind your friend of all the beautiful memories they have with their equine. 

Willow Tree Quiet Strength Plaque, Sculpted Hand-Painted bas Relief
  • Sentiment: ”Always there for me” written on Enclosure Card
  • 4”sq x .5”d hand-painted resin bas-relief, square plaque. Carving of girl in cream dress, with her arms around the neck (and head) of reddish-color horse, on green/gray background.
  • An expression of friendship and love of pets in a carved bas-relief hand-painted plaque that can hang on the wall or be displayed on Plaque Stand (sold separately). Create a wall display with several plaques of similar size and expression. Packaged in fitted box ready for gift-giving.

If you’re the emotional gift kind of person, then go with this beautiful sculpted and hand-painted bas relief.  

6. Silver Tone Expandable Wire Horse Bracelet

The phrase “I’d rather be riding” is very common among horse lovers. You’ve probably heard it very often from that one friend who is dedicated to horse riding. 

I'd Rather Be Riding " Horse " Silver Tone Expandable Wire Bracelet
  • Expandable to fit most any wrist size
  • Made in the USA
  • Comes in a Envious Gems Gift Box

This bracelet is a great humorous gift to give to them on any occasion. They will love it!

7. Whimsical Sitting Horse Eyeglasses Holder Stand

If you have an equestrian friend that uses glasses, then this gift is perfect for them. 

Whimsical Sitting Horse Eyeglasses Holder Stand - Fun Glasses Keeper
  • Horse Eyeglasses Holder - Fun Glasses Stand.
  • Made of Poly resin in detail.
  • Dimension Approximately: 4.5" (H) X 3" (L) X 3" (W)

The design is humorous, and anyone seeing this for the first time will get a good laugh out of it. 

It’s the perfect funny and practical gift for horse lovers. 

8. All About Horses: A Kid’s Guide to Breeds, Care, Riding, and More

All horse lovers know the need to acquaint their children with horses. The kids also love to know all about animals at that age.

All About Horses: A Kid's Guide to Breeds, Care, Riding, and More!
  • Halls, Kelly Milner (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 80 Pages - 06/29/2021 (Publication Date) - Rockridge Press (Publisher)

As a kid, just like most other kids of my age, one of my most desiring fantasies of mine was to learn how to ride a horse. This book offers a complete guide to horse riding and a lot more with easy language. 

If your friend has children, they’ll surely love this gift for the kids.

9. Horse-Opoly Board Game by Late For The Sky

I love board games and so do most of my friends. A new board game can be a great activity in a friendly gathering. 

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Horse-Opoly Board Game by Late For The Sky
  • HORSE-OPOLY is a property trading game based on our equine animal friends. It's a game that actually encourages horseplay!
  • Includes paper money and a game board
  • Whatever happens - it's horseplay like you won't soon forget. Standard Play or One Hour Version

I have played this game, and I thought any horse-loving people would love to play this game as well. If your equestrian friend has a thing for board games, this can be another charming gift for them. 

10. Horse-Print Trimmed Box Sign

Life really is better in the saddle, isn’t it? The thrill of cutting through the wind on top of your horse is unmatchable by anything else in the world. 

Primitives by Kathy 22205 Horse-Print Trimmed Box Sign, 3 x 5-Inches, Life's Better in The Saddle
  • CLASSIC BOX SIGN STYLE: Signature Primitives by Kathy wood box sign with sentiment and distressed detailing
  • STURDY CONSTRUCTION: Measures 3 x 5-inches; designed to freely stand on its own or hang on a wall
  • SENTIMENT READS: Life's Better In The Saddle

Your friend will love to showcase this awesome box on their table.

11. Engraved Horse Lover Pocket Knife 

I own a pair of these pocket knives and gifted a few to my close friends as well. Any horse lover would love the beautiful equine design.

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Smith & Wesson Extreme Ops SWA24S 7.1in S.S. Folding Knife with 3.1in Serrated Clip Point Blade and Aluminum Handle for Outdoor, Tactical, Survival and EDC
  • Dimensions: 7.1 Inch (18 Cm) Overall Length With A Blade Length Of 3.1 Inches (7.9 Cm) And A Weight Of 3.5 Ounces
  • Durable: Blade Is Made Of Reliable 7Cr17Mov Black Oxide High Carbon Stainless Steel With A Black, Aluminum Handle
  • Dependable: Quick And Easy Access With The Convenient Pocket Clip, Finger Flipper And Ambidextrous Thumb Knobs Making It Ideal For Everyday Carry

Besides, every equestrian knows the need for a pocket knife to do small tasks like cutting ropes. Your friend will love to have this pocket knife. 

12. Horse Lover T-Shirt Who Love Horses

T-shirts are a great way to show what we love most. Most of the people I know wear T-shirts to show their hobbies, interests, etc. 

Horse lover T-Shirt gift for girls & women who love horses T-Shirt
  • Looking for a gift for someone who likes horses? Then this love heart T-Shirt is perfect for you!
  • A great birthday or general gift idea for daughters, granddaughters, wives, moms or any teens, kids or adults with a passion for these beautiful animals. Goes well with any novelty equestrian horse lover clothing for her.
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

As a horse lover myself, I have three T-shirts with horsey designs. They were given to me by my friends, and I simply love them.

 That is why I recommend you buy one of these for your friend as well. 

13. Panel Wall Art Black Friesian Running Horse

Every single one of my equestrian friends has decorated their walls with this type of stunning wall art. Anyone would stare at this beautiful wall art in the living room. 

5 Panel Wall Art Black Friesian Running Horse Trot On The Field On Sunset Grass and Flower Painting Pictures Print On Canvas Animal The Picture for Home Modern Decoration Piece (A)
  • Size:10x16inchx2panel, 8x20inchx2panel, 8x24inchx1panel, all 5 panels.
  • Giclee artwork, picture photo printed on high quality canvas. Gallery wrapped and stretched over 0.75 '' wood frame.
  • Ready to hang on the wall, each panel has a black hook mounted on back.

You know your friend wants to showcase how much they love their horse. If they don’t have wall art already, then this is the perfect opportunity for you to become the center of attention with a stunning gift. 

14. Vintage Scrapbook Album DIY

The people who have kept a scrapbook album at least once in their lives know how important it is to them. It’s the perfect way to preserve beautiful memories in pictures.

AIOR Leather Photo Album Scrapbook Album DIY Vintage Memory Book Guest Book, Birthday Wedding Anniversary Graduation Fathers Day Scrapbook, Horse
  • LARGE CAPACITY - Scrapbook Album Photo size 11.02 "x 8.26", refill black pages size 10.23 "x 7.08", come with 30 sheets (60 pages) photo papers, holds more than 100 photos of 4 x 6 or 5 x 7. Box contains a scrapbook, 2 photo corners.
  • DESIGN AND QUALITY - Retro high quality artificial leather cover is sturdy and durable, non-fading, acid free pages, thick craft blank paper, the rope and the bronze metal pendant increase the classic scrapbook, refillable stainless steel 3 ring binder are easy to be opened and closed, you can add or reduce pages freely.
  • MULTIFUNCTION - The blank black pages perfect to handmade DIY, create a wedding guestbook, baby shower photo album, postcard album, picture album, life party /trip memories album, photo booth album, a polaroid instax mini photo album, a photograph album, sketchbooks, adventures book etc.

Even though nowadays people are moving on from scrapbooks to smartphones, the physical presence of the memorable photos gives an entirely different feeling. 

 Your horsey friend will enjoy the equine design on top as well. Just go for it!

15. Herd Your Horses Board Game

Another fun board game for equestrians. I have played this game too, and it’s even more fun than most board games I have ever played. 

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TaliCor Herd Your Horses Board Game
  • Toys
  • Board Games
  • English (Publication Language)

Buy this and get ready to spend some quality time with your equestrian friends. 

16. Horse Music Box Color Changing LED Lights

This is a beautiful music box that even offers an option to choose your song. All you need to do is choose a song from the given options that your friend might like. 

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LOVE FOR YOU Gift Wrapped Xmas Music Box Carousel Horses Color Changing LED Lights Musical Snow Globe Unicorn for Women Kids Girls Mom Daughter Granddaughter Birthday Gifts
  • ♬ Gift: If you are still worried about what gift to give to your beloved Sweetheart Baby, please don't hesitate to give this music box to her. It will become a precious souvenir for many years to come. This music box is perfect as a gift, with such great music and great shape, whether it's Christmas, birthday or other holidays.
  • ♫ Gift packaging: each product is wrapped in manual gift paper and tied with a cute bow to make the gift more ceremonial ❤️ If you like it, don't hesitate! Join the shopping cart now!
  • ♫ High-quality hand-painted: The creative music box is made of high-quality resin, durable, and can accompany you for a longer time. Color hand-painted, each stroke is hand-painted by the artist, with exquisite carvings and more refined details.

The personal touches matter to every single gift. On top of the beautiful design, you get to add your personal touch to the gift. 

It’s another example of a perfect gift for equestrian people. 

17. Horse Fly Mask

SmithBuilt Horse Fly Mask (Purple, Cob) - Mesh Eyes and Ears, Breathable Fabric, UV Protection
  • Equestrian fly mask: Lightweight design provides protection while riding, competing, or performing. This fly mask offers UV protection and works to keep away flies and insects. Ideal for hobbyist, beginner, competitive, and everyday use.
  • Comfortable fit: Constructed of a high-quality stretch material, this fly mask was designed for maximum comfort as a protector hat for your horse. As a single covering, it covers the horse from the face to the ears. Made to fit with well-proportioned measurements, this mask is ideal for a close, secure fit.
  • Protective mesh fabric: Soft mesh has been included to protect the horse's eyes and ears, without compromising visibility and ensuring your horse can still open its eyes without issues.

If you have a cool friend who participates in horse shows, this gift will be perfect for them.

18. Standing Horse Statue

Sazzad Rustic Standing Horse Statue, Metal Horse Statue, Gift for Horse Rider, Metal Horse Sculpture Decor for Room, Horse Sculpture Decor, 100% Handicraft (11"x14")
  • 🐴 Our collection of horse statue and sculpture is the pure power and grace of one of nature’s most revered animals is show cased in this store.Best gift for horse rider.
  • 🐴 This metal horse statue is more beautiful than the product images.
  • 🐴 Truly, you will not find this type of handmade horse sculpture anywhere else in the whole wide world. The horse table sculpture in tan is one of our signature selections.

The perfect decorating item for the living room of any equestrian person. The statue is 14 inches tall and made of iron with an eccentric design attracting people’s attention. 

Horse lovers anywhere in the world will love this. 

19. Equine Care Series 7-Piece Grooming Kit

Who doesn’t love to take care of their beautiful animals? This kit offers everything a horse owner needs when it comes to grooming their horse. 

Oster Equine Care Series 7-Piece Horse Grooming Kit
  • Handy blue storage bag for organized transport
  • 7-Piece horse grooming kit with brush, curry comb, mane and tail brush, hoof pick
  • Rubber control-touch handles for added comfort and better grip for hands of all sizes

It has 7 different types of grooming essentials. On top of that, it has six extra packets for storage. 

This is a practical gift, but your friend will have a lot of fun when grooming their horse using it. 

20. Ovation Equestrian-Helmets Deluxe Schooler

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Ovation Deluxe Schooler Helmet Small/Medium Black
  • Features easy adjust dial for a snug fit, extra strong adjustment teeth for added helmet life.
  • High flow vents to keep you cool, removable washable liner, removable breakaway visors.
  • Exclusive YKK adjuster clip and buckle, positioned to stay off of the rider's face for comfort.

This cool helmet will instantly improve the look of anyone. You are guaranteed to see a smile from your friend when you give it to them. 

21. Funny Horse Bathroom Quote Metal Sign

A lot of people like to keep funny signs in their bathrooms, for silly laughs.

Funny Bathroom Quote Metal Tin Sign Wall Decor - Vintage Hello Sweet Cheeks Horse Tin Sign for Office/Home/Classroom Bathroom Decor - Best Farmhouse Decor for Women Men Friends - 8x12 Inch
  • Interesting Theme: This tin sign with interesting theme patterns will be a great highlight, adding fun and color to your life or your friends' lives.
  • High Quality: These tin signs are made of high quality aluminum.Natural and environmentally friendly.The colors are bright.
  • Size: Approximately 8 x 12 inches in size.

This metal sign is bound to put a smile on anyone’s face that’s going to perform the most natural act humans can do.

Horse lovers will enjoy it even more! It’s another perfect funny gift for equestrians.

22. Horse Outdoor Garden Decor Wind Chime

This outdoor wind chime is beautiful in itself.

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Dawhud Direct 24" H Galloping Horse Wind Chimes for Outside Unique Horses Galloping Windchimes Outdoor Decorations Garden Decor Horse Gift for Women, Mom, Grandma, Unisex
  • This Galloping Horse wind chime is designed to add a tone of elegance and grace to any setting. Indoors, outside, backyard, your bedroom porch, you name it... the calming chimes will relax and soothe you!
  • Enjoy the tranquility of the peaceful tones as the wind rushes through the harmonic frame. These high-quality Iron Metal wind chimes are made to last, so you can enjoy the soft relaxing tones for years and for all seasons!
  • Our natural/minimalist Galloping Horse design wind chimes are a perfect addition to native, copper, rustic, boho, spiritual and antique themed decor for any room, backyard or garden!

The soothing sound that reminds everyone that wind is blowing, it’s something totally different. It prepares people for the sweet smell of fresh air.

It’s another example of a perfect gift for equestrian people.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q1. What To Get For Someone Who Likes Horses?

It mostly comes down to the personal preference of that person. If you want to give someone a gift, the best thing to consider is what you know about them and what they like. 

If they decorate their house with horsey things, then get a portrait, wall art, statue, etc. If they like to wear T-shirts, then get them a T-shirt for horse lovers. 

Likewise, if they’re into practical things more, get them a grooming kit. 

Q2. What Should I Get For My Horse For Christmas?

That also depends on your preference. But you can start by considering the things your horse needs instead of what you want your horse to have. 

For example, your horse needs an antibacterial glitter hoof balm that helps to heal damaged hoofs. Christmas might be the right time to get your horsey the right care it needs.

Also, if your horse is alone most of the time and gets bored, you can contact him with a boredom breaker toy. 

Q3. What Does Every Horse Owner Need?  

There are some very essential things that every horse owner needs. 

These are:

  • Feeding Equipment : Feed pan, feed container, water trough, water heater for cold weather. 
  • Barn Maintenance : Pitchfork, stable broom, manure fork, fire extinguisher, extension cord, dry place for hay.
  • Handling and Grooming Equipment : Halter, mane comb, lead ropes, fly repellant, hoof pick, curry comb, body brush.
  • Riding Equipment : Saddle, saddle pad, bridle and bit, stirrup and stirrup leathers, helmet, boots, lunge line. 
  • Driving Equipment : Harness with bridle, driving whip, helmet, vehicle. 

Conclusion

We hope our list and guide have helped you through the difficult process of choosing the right gift for an equestrian friend. The task shouldn’t be so difficult, but we often tend to overthink. 

The truth is, your horse-loving will appreciate any of the gifts you choose from our list. So don’t beat yourself up over it and just decide on something.